The days of my life...

I know it has been awhile since I last posted- that is the way it goes when your life is full of chaos...I figured I would write a little of this and a little of that.

RAISING PLAYERS

At the beginning of daycamp TW informed me that she had a boyfriend...and that i had to buy a ring for said boyfriend and she would wear my wedding dress and they would get married...it touched me that she wanted to wear my wedding dress but I told her she would have to wait until she was older...she seemed fine with that. I asked what her boyfriends name was and she told me Cody...

Fast forward to 2 weeks later and she informs me she has TWO boyfriends...the afore mentioned Cody and now Will - however TW and PWG got into a heated discussion about Will - not because PWG wanted him but she informed her sister that Will was Laura's boyfriend and TW couldn't have him - TW shrugged her shoudlers and said" I am a twin so I have to share" - I knew one day that line would come back to bite me. Anyway this was all a moot point a week later when Laura told Will during a classmates birthday party that he was not her boyfriend anymore...ah the angst of 5 year old love.

So last week TW informs me she has THREE boyfriends...Cody, Will and get this..."the tall kid in Unit A" - yep she is definately a player - doesn't even know the kids name...just "the tall kid"

...gee how exciting will her teenage years be for me

THE VA-JAY-JAY CHRONICLES

I have been successful in changing the subject when one of my girls points to thier va-jay-jay's and ask what it is used for...however I know soon I am not going to be able to dodge that bullet...if anyone knows of a tactful way to explain to a 5 year old what a va-jay-jay is without me having to turn to the cartoon porn that is "Where did I come from" please let me know

FOR ONCE

I applaud the writers of Rolie Polie Olie...a show I truely dispise - although not as much as the weirdo doodlebops...yesterday I let my girls watch it - we haven't seen it in well over a month - well it was da' bomb...the parents switched places with the kids and proceeded the throw a tantrum because they wanted to play the game "Pick-up all the crap on the floor" and got into a fight because kid dad wanted to watch Golf while kid mom wanted to watch the news...they demanded peas and carrots and lots and lots of ruffage for dinner...and when bedtime rolled around they threw a fit because they wanted to go to bed RIGHT NOW and of course the bedtime story - reading from the daily newspaper...the kids thinking this was going to be a great day wind up laying on the ground totally wiped out after kid mom and dad go to bed....ha ha ha ha - let's see watching shows you don't want to watch - playing games you don't want to play...eating stuff you don't like....reading a story you dispise...you got it right RPO writers - you must be parents yourself - thumbs up to an enjoyable episode...you have a long way to go before it is Jimmy Neutron caliber...but because of this episode I might just let my children watch you again sooner rather than later.

CLERKS II

For anyone that is a Kevin Smith fan - you HAVE to see this movie - I recently did a babysitting swap with a friend for the express purpose of getting out of my house so I could see this movie...I loved every single minute of it...some quotes to leave you with

"Pillowpants is the name of her pussy troll"
"She's Kinky Kelly I'm the stud"
"Go-bots are the K-mart of Transformers"
"We like to call it inter-species erotica"
"They're not gay they're hobbits"