Friday, August 25, 2006

Friday Discussion - Men's Bowels

Seriously....I can't really stand this anymore.....

WHY WHY WHY does it take men 20+ minutes to unload their load????

I mean I don't know about the rest of you but when I feel the urge to unload I go into the bathroom, sit down and well....unload....

I have asked my DH is in the past WHY it takes so long...his response "I just have to wait for it"....

WTF....are mens thinking such they just say - "hummm now is a good time to take a rest and since at some point today I'll have to take a dump might as well sit bare-ass naked on the toilet seat and man multi-task"????

anyone got an answer to this question...cause I have already searched WebMD and can't come up with a vaild diagnosis...

BTW...say a little prayer for me this weekend - I get to attend a Family Reunion for my FIL side of the family...I am scared...very, very scared....

3 comments:

SpAzzGiRL said...

I am so glad I clicked on the link in your scs sig....LMAO...this made me spew diet pepsi all over the keyboard...omg...ROFL

So true!

Alex said...

Honey, I know what you mean!! although just be glad you're not married to MY headache, who sits on the toilet WITH his laptop while he waits!! and then he proceeds with the 40 minute shower, which is another production!! ugh.. men.

Lotta said...

Now my husband can crap at lightening speed. It amazes and astounds me. However, don't get me started on the stinky man pee he saves up all day and then fouls the air in the bathroom with. Smells like a parade of horses went in their when he gets home from work!