Last night one of the damn cats pissed on our bed - not once - not twice but three F'n times...the first time thank good we have like 10 million covers on our bed so it barely got to the mattress top - I sprayed the heck out of the top with Natures Secret and then put a thick towel down and put new covers on - the second time we managed to grab him right at the start of the stream but we still had to remove the blanklet and sheets - we then put them in the bathroom - until about 4:50am when I couldn't stand the meowing and whailing (BTW I didn't get to sleep until 2am last night) and I let them out thinking surely they won't pee again....
oh yes one did...this time it was in almost the exact same spot as the first time...luckly both my LEGS!!!!!! (nothing like being woken up by warm pee running down your legs....not somuch into bedroom watersports) and the towel I had put down previously caught the pee... so we stripped the bed yet once again (this makes the third time)
Back into the bathroom they went - Lovely Hubby went to the guest room to sleep and I curled up on my bare matteress with our last lone blanket curled up in the fetal position with a pillow over my head to drown out the yowling....
You know they could have peed anywhere else and I would have gotten upset but would have dealt with it - but F' with the most expensive thing (my 3K matteress & no I didn't actually pay that much for it but still....) I have ever bought for my home and some kitty ass is getting whooped!!!!!!
I told Lovely Hubby that last night was only second to the night he fell down the stairs and had to be taken to the trauma center at a hospital in the city via ambulance all the while while I am talking with the periamedics (who thought LH might have broken his neck) I get thrown up on by both my children because they both had the stomach flu...that was the worst night...last night is only second to that....and considering I survived the first year of motherhood of twins and we had some nasty nights...
So when I get home I have 3 more loads of comforters and sheets to do - I need to find someplace I can take my down comforter to be cleaned (I was planning on doing this anyway - the kitty pee just forces me to actually take action) and I will be going to Kohls to get a jumbo waterproof top sheet for my bed JUST IN CASE this ever happens again...or I am clumsy and spill my tea all over my bed
I am going to try changing thier cat litter to a different brand and see if that works - I know which kitty did it all too - it was Max....this morning he walked right by me and took a big dump in his litter box...but appearently he thinks it is perfectly acceptable to pee on my bed of all the f'n places....if he wants to pee on a bed why couldn't he have peed on the girls beds - at least they have plastic covered matteresses
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I feel your pain! I had a dog who did the same "crap" on my bed when I was talking on the phone.
What a mess!
my cat just recently starting doing that... not on the bed, but on the same corner of my dance floor. I gave him a 3rd... yes, a 3rd litter box (RIGHT NEXT TO THE OTHER 2!) he stopped and is back to the litter box. Go Figure!
Sorry to heard about Max. Has he been "fixed" yet? Maybe you should sleep with a vinyl tablecloth on top of your blankets. Yogurt will hwlp with the stinky cat farts. Just plain yogurt, my cats love it. I get attacked every time I get yogurt. Maybe the cats don't like sharing a litter box.
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