Monday, May 21, 2007

And the Bad Mother of the Year award goes to...

ME…

I was recently in a CD swap – which forced me to learn how to work my Windows Media and upload my old CDS onto my computer…

So I made a mixed CD – my first – GO ME…

And then I let my kids listen to some of it in the car…most of it is fairly tame…I mean The Remedy, Margaritaville, You’re my Inspiration…how can that be bad for a bunch of 6 year olds…

Well there are a few ones that just aren’t appropriate for 6 year olds…but did I listen to my inner nag of a mother…nope…

So I let them listen to Baby Got Back…complete with the beginning…

So I thought it wasn’t a big deal – we had a discussion about how they can only sing along to the song when they were in the car with mommy…

Yesterday Third Child got treated to this by TW - VERBATIM

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like,one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look!

I dare say Third Child almost choked on his coffee…and then gave me a glaring look…then PWG just had to sing her daddy the other song they recently learned…by the Divine Ms. M

I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!

Darn you girls we had a good thing going…I could listen to music I liked – you could go into total dancing spasms in your boosters to Baby Got Back…

But now…back to APPROPRIATE MUSIC (where is that Ricky Martin CD???)…

Cause the last thing I want is a call from the Principal saying “Ummm we have a little problem here…”

3 comments:

TxGambit said...

Oh girl, if only you knew what songs I let my kids listen to.

I did draw the line at "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry.... but that is about it so far on the censored list. Yikes!

Lotta said...

My son knows all the words to Fergilicious.

Mayberrys said...

LOL.