Ten to many?

And so I begin to slowly remember weekend mornings from my college days…

This past weekend I spent the night at a friends house, M…a friend who will soon be celebrating her 1 year dump-a-versary and impending divorce…

So how exactly do you celebrate something like that

YOU DRINK…

Apparently a lot of tequila and vanilla rum…

At one point Saturday night I had a really nice buzz going on…I was mellow and I could still speak in coherent sentences…

THEN…

A spider – a HUGE spider with 8 legs crossed in front of me while I was walking back from the kitchen…

GUESS WHAT I FEAR MOST IN THIS WORLD….

Do you know Adrenaline (you know from being scared shitless by a spider) totally kills an alcohol buzz?

TOTALLY! KILLS! IT!

So I had to start all over from square one….good thing I had a full bottle of rum to begin with.

Later on I started F’in up my speech…the sign I had gone over the edge…at this point M and I decided maybe it would be cool to drunk dial people, like she had done to me on New Year Eve…but considering it was about 2am we forwent that idea and decided just to drunk e-mail people…and do a little drunk internet purchases as well.

Sunday I woke up feeling like I needed to shave my tongue and my head was throbbing and my first line of sight was a dogs ass…but unlike my college days I wasn’t stuck to a Fraternity House floor…so +++’s all around for that.

Now to se what might show up on my doorstep in a few days…