Friday, April 13, 2007

Glorious Gassies

Honestly I don’t know what is wrong with Third Childs digestive system lately…as men get older do they just leak more???

The other night after a particularly bad gas leak I stumbled across an idea…

Glorious Gassies

Basically a pair of boxer shorts with a pocket in the ass area…simply insert one the patented Glorious Gassies pads into the pocket and behold the power of human wind to make your house smell GLORIOUS…. {My original name for them was going to be Potpourri Panties – but DH said real men would never wear “Panties”)

How does it work you might ask…well the secret is in the specially designed pad insert.

One side has a charcoal lining to absorb any foul odors…the other side is lined with beautiful smelling scents…

As a MAN “blows wind” the foul odor is trapped by the Charcoal lining and the sheer fart power allows the scent on the outside to blow freely…

Yes Virginia there can be such a thing as Rose scented farts….

Much like Tampons I am thinking there will have to be different sized pads…light, medium and “Holy Mother of God you ate 3 cans of Hormel Chili”

I am happily accepting investment backers….

Updated to add:

Well crap someone beat me to it - looky HERE


MPPs Mom said...

did you see the "chair pad" on that site. OMG.

sillychick said...

I was laughing from the very beginning b/c I remembered reading somewhere that these "panties" had already been invented. Who, in their right mind, would wear these?

I swear if you say me, I'm coming to kick your smelly ass.

Mrs. Wheezer said...

Ya know, I was going to say someone beat you to it... Can you slip some beano to him on the sly?

TxGambit said...

Hee, hee! The radio morning show was talking about those one day.

Too freakin' funny!

Oh, The Joys said...

Wow! And it comes in "discreet" packaging! Awesome!

Anonymous said...

Before my co-worker got fired, thankfully, I was taking a collection for the charcoal chair pad. He claimed it was the 1970's era surgery on his colon for cancer, maybe so but he stunk!