People have been asking me how I manged to totally wreck my back and it seems very lame to me that if I tell them the truth I say "Cheering at a Kindergarten Soccer Game"...
Most of the time I would have loved to say "Well...you know" and giving them a "look" - so that way they have an image of a Chubby gal getting her freak on...
I usually tell the truth...because it would be a cruel, mean thing to leave an image of a Chubby gal getting her freak on in peoples brains...
As for the MILF part - I haven't budged...I have lost but I haven't gained...now that my back is feeling better I guess I will try and get back on my ellipitcal machine and get my ass in gear...
Going back to the Cheering at the Soccer Game...after finding the SoccerMILF shirt (and being dared by the Third Child to actually purchase and wear it...) I went in search of other SoccerMILF goodies - only not for me - for the Third Child...I decided to share them with ya'll
I am quite sure that BOTH of the above would MOST definately get us thrown out of the Jesus league
Now Silly Chick had mentioned that quite possibly I could use MILF to mean Mothers in Love with Faith if asked at the Jesus Soccer League what MILF stood for...but looky what I found.... 
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Those are a riot!
I know it doesn't make your back any better...
But...
My mom ripped her ACL cheering at a basketball game. Surgery and eight weeks off work later - she's mostly fine.
That last shirt is so friggin lame! It makes me want to wear it backwards.
I do want to get those other two for my husband. He's coaching my son's team.
You can nominate me for Mom of the Year now. Thanks in advance.
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