My girls are 6 years old…you would think by now they would know the proper names for certain areas of their bodies…
It is not because I don’t want to teach them the proper names…they just have never asked…
The area in question has been called a lot of things around our house…(mainly whispered between Third Child and I)
Berry Free Zone
Akav (aaaaa-kav) – Area Known as Vagina
Lately I have just been calling it - HOO-HOO (who-who)
“Scrub your hoo-hoo girls…get it good and clean”
The other day TW and PWG wanted to play in their kiddie pool in the backyard…if it meant me not having to deal with the bathtub + tiring them out – no brainer…
So PWG comes inside, dries off and strips to her skivvies…she comes to me bearing Princess Panties and asks me to put them on her…and the conversation went a little something like this
ME: - Hold on before you put those on it looks like you have a piece of grass near your HOO-HOO (grab a tissue and get the grass)
PWG: Is that what it is really called?
PWG: HOO-HOO – is that it’s real name?
ME: - ummmm, wellll – no it is called a Vagina…
PWG: Vagina…oh I like HOO HOO better.
Long live the HOO-HOO