See isn’t he cute…
He was sent by Santa to keep an eye on PWG and TW and report back to Santa if they are being Naughty or Nice…
He is also in charge of our Advent Calendar – which hangs and has small mittens for each day leading up to Christmas – just big enough to slip 2 small pieces of candy in…
So if the girls behave they are awoken to the joy of being able to have a piece of candy first thing in the morning…
The other day PWG told me it doesn’t matter if she is good or not because there will be candy everyday…I called her bluff and said it was all up to the Elf – to which she informed me she had a contract with the Elf and showed me this…
Ummm yeah…more like an extortion letter than a contract…and see those numbers – when I asked what they were I was told “The Elf gave me his digits” . I told her that the Elf's handwritting looked alot like hers...her response "Prove it" - I asked why she signed it "ME" instead of her name...her response "The Elf knows who he is signing a contract with - no names needed"
Question is - if one day there aren’t any pieces of candy will the Elf find himself in the woods digging his own shallow grave?
And I leave you with a little taste
What to take a guess as to what I used these for????
You will just have to wait until tomorrow…
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