They swore revenge would be sweet... Last Wednesday i came home to this...
My yard was decorated with fire tape (one of my friends hubbies is a fireman), large neon signs that said thing like "Gopher It"..."Beware of Rabbits"..."Rabbits and Gophers Unite"... I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself...My husband on the other hand was just shaking his head.
So later that night I met up with them at my twins club meeting and they told me the story of "trashing" my lawn.... seems that had been planning it since thier ride home from MD. They each took a portion and then went to my house Wed. morning...at which time while vandalizing my lawn a county police officer cruised by...slowed down...and waved. I am guessing three middle aged women cavorting around a front lawn at 10am in the morning is not a crime. They did however, get some nice cat-calls from a dumptruck full of boys.
They asked me if I was mad...how can I be mad I feel so loved - that they would take time out of thier busy sceduale and pepper my lawn with the names of vibrators...to me that is LOVE, baby!!!
But...this is not over...REVENGE shall be mine...
3 comments:
can't wait to hear about the revenge!
Ooooh, they shouldn't be messin' with the gal in charge of the newsletter! LOL
LMAO - that is classic!!!!
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