because if they did surely they would not leave the house
- with shorts so high up thier crack they have a perpetual wedgie
- with shirts so freakin tight you get to see every flubber bump
- with skirts so short they should just be called belts
- with Boobs so exposed you would think there should be an infant close by ready to suckle
- with jeans down to their kneecaps with Hilfiger underwear popping out
and all this spotted at a FUNTASTIC family vacation spot - Kings Dominion...
I guess it is a good thing I didn't pack my spoon cause I would have been blind having to scoop out both my eyeballs from the hideous amount of flesh and general bad fashion sense...