because if they did surely they would not leave the house
- with shorts so high up thier crack they have a perpetual wedgie
- with shirts so freakin tight you get to see every flubber bump
- with skirts so short they should just be called belts
- with Boobs so exposed you would think there should be an infant close by ready to suckle
- with jeans down to their kneecaps with Hilfiger underwear popping out
and all this spotted at a FUNTASTIC family vacation spot - Kings Dominion...
I guess it is a good thing I didn't pack my spoon cause I would have been blind having to scoop out both my eyeballs from the hideous amount of flesh and general bad fashion sense...
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I worked at King's Dominion back in high school and noticed the same thing back then. People seem to forget decency standards for being in public places while they are there. It's really difficult to enjoy a funnel cake with the huge woman's boobs and belly hanging out of her tank top.
You should've been with us at the monster truck thing this weekend...all I can say is that spandex is a freaking miracle of science. Yikes.
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