Wednesday, February 21, 2007

You want balls with that?

So last night I had my monthly meeting of my Multiples Group...

Once a month i get to escape and kavecth about my kids to other people who understand - other people that expelled 2 or more squirming bodies from their uterus at the same time...

I do have to say I give props to the triplet moms...I would be locked in a padded cell somewhere...

Anyway usually after the meeting a handful of us will delay going home...we will go anywhere to avoid going home....a few months ago we closed down a Barnes and Noble...yep that's right - they had to kick us out at midnight - ROCK ON (come on I know you all are jealous...not everyone can close out a Barnes and Noble...yeah before you ask I am well aware of how pathetic my life has become)

Anyway last night a handful of us went out to TGI Fridays - mainly so my friend "Bunny Girl" (* not her god given name...because if it was she would be a stripper at an airport bar outside of Tulsa) could get her Quesadilla fix...

So off we went - I was very good and only ordered a cup of French Onion soup - ummmm yummo....

Another friend of ours and her sister ordered the Fried Green Beans...yes...FRIED GREEN BEANS....

Apparently TGI Fridays has decided to take one of the most healthy, low fat foods Gods Green Earth can grow...batter them up and deep fry them...to top it off it is served with a side of Ranch dressing...



When they came out I took one look at them and a thought popped into my mind...interestingly enough before I could say my thought Bunny Girl blurted it out - YES she blurted out my thought

and that thought was...

LEPRECHAUN PENISES

Seriously - I kid you not we had the same thought!!!

I guess this means Bunny Girl is as depraved a human being as I am...SCORE!!!!!!!


Is it just me or does this random picture of a guy dressed as a Leprechaun strike a startling resemblance to Uncle Joey from Full House???

5 comments:

sillychick said...

Were they any good? I think I like 'em just fine the way they are.
No wonder this nation is out of control. I'd be willing to be Friday's is thinking, "well, at least we're getting to eat their veggies!"

Lotta said...

That is a riot! I am so serving those to my in laws on St. Patty's day.

Heather said...

ROFL, you've found your own sick minded twin! Were they good? It does seem like a bad thing for a good vegetable!

Mrs. Wheezer said...

LOL! My family STILL gives me a hard time that I referred to beans as 'balls' when I was 3.

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