So I was looking around the web for a hunting gag gift for my hubby...and came across this little gem -Liquid Ass
Even better you get your choice of nozzles - a streaming tip or a mister top.
According to the website:
Liquid ASS is a highly–concentrated, butt–crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal.
it goes on to say
Lighten up any birthday, Christmas, or retirement party with the gift of ASS.
Somehow I don't think any party I attend will be lightened up by something that smells like my grandpa after a visit to Bob's House O' Beans...